In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
I’m fucking done with the American school system literally WHAT THE FUCK
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
hi everyone, my friend cara is missing and everyone is very very worried for her safety, if any of you have seen her or know anything about her disappearance, please contact the police/the number listed. especially to those of you who live in the virginia/dc area. also please keep her and her family in your thoughts. thank you all #BringCaraHome
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Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
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